This how I would spend it:
Prince Vlad the Impaler’s castle is for sale. Although, in all honesty, the report says that Vlad, the inspiration for Bram Stoker’s Dracula, only spent a single evening at the castle in the 1400s, it’s still pretty damn cool.
You are right… that would be damned cool! Living in Vlad’s old castle would have to be inspiring in some way… dont you think? even if its all nightmare!