The Book Standard is reporting that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is joining the ever-increasing list of celebrity authors. A number of other outlets also picked up this report. She plans to pen an erotic novel because, “They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf,” Longoria said.
I’m sure she planed to spend the early part of her summer basking in all the camera time she would get on the sidelines at the NBA Finals. But since boyfriend Tony Parker and the San Antonio Spurs didn’t reach the championship, what would she do with all that time on her hands? Write a novel, of course.
Heres an opener to your novel Eva a little advice from an angel!!!!
Life Delights
8 dollars for a six pack,
Big Red soda machine an L.A. street and your back,
Someone that never eats fastfood,
A soul mate that eats grease because of a depressed mood,
Sunrises at the Taco Cabana,
Truly a mexican woman my little mama,
Two corn tortillas put to the most beautiful lavios,
One filled with beans the other chorizo con huevos,
If midday a barbacoa and shopping for stilletoes,
chanclas even high heeled exposing you toes,
Next to the right man you can wear comfortable shoes,
tennis to so called flip flops anthing will do,
I would cherish a time spent at the La Margarita with you,
Half shells, tapatillo, and um lemon juice,
Attitude a little salty but a sin if repented he could excuse,
An Aphrodisiac influencing a verde moon,
How many muscles does it take to consume a womb,
A game I would play any night for you,
A pearl stone to see a smile so beautiful,
Forgiveness I will always ask of for you,
Reguardless if we ever meet even after all the clues,
My Lifes Delight happens to be the Love of God and just one thought of you.
by your AOW
Someone is making some moola as a ghost writer.