This bold and enterprising eBay seller is seeking a mere $1,163,000 for the movie rights to his story. And he’s willing to guarantee the success of this idea. “If the Movie does not stand among the best 10 movies of the year, all the money paid during purchase will be refunded excluding the fees and taxes incurred for the transaction of the same without any question.”
That guarantee does comes with the caveat that the film must be helmed by a director who has already won an Oscar, but hey, that’s a tiny little requirement that should be easy to satisfy.