Anyone know of some treatment plan for kicking Mt. Dew addiction? On Wednesday, I drank 9 cans of the shit. It’s not the caffeine that affects me, but geez, that’s 1,530 calories just in nuclear green colored liquid. I’m going to start losing all my jobs as a Men’s Health cover model if this keeps up.
I was thinking of locking myself up and quitting cold-turkey, following the Trainspotting method. Relinquishing Mt. Dew: “Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade,pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One
television and one bottle of Valium.”
But it didn’t work too well for Renton so I’m wondering if there’s a better way. Isn’t there some government program or something?
A few months ago I kicked all soda’s cold turkey. Well, actually I used copious amounts of Advil to quell the headaches and 10 bottles of water a day to flush out the engine. I haven’t had a drop of anything but water since and it’s been almost 6 months. I don’t plan on going back either. I’ll be a captive to caffeine no more!
Good luck kicking your habit!
love ur message i feel the same damn way……….i dont keep count anymore……….i did quit one time and drank only coffee (black) no sugar and water and 100 percent juice but everything had to be ice cold even the damn coffee……..i quit for 5 months got pissed at the world and went and got one and it has been on since then………..but the strange thing is i will NOT drank a mt dew from a fountain………….strange i know fucked up i know that 2 good luck i plan to start tomorrow………….may the force be with u cause u will need it